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"Sex *could* kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you’re lifting three times your body weight. It’s violent. It’s ugly. And it’s messy. And if God hadn’t made it *unbelievably* fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. You know that women can have an hour long orgasm?"

Allison Cameron, House MD
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Simple Explanation.  tears.

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One of my favorite moments in season 2 of House.
Dr. Allison Cameron: If you ask me, if two people really trust each other, a threesome once every seven years might actually help a marriage.
Dr. Gregory House: Okay, I say we stop the DDX and discuss that comment.
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If you like Cadley and read fanfiction, you need to read this story. It's so good. Please, read it! Olivia wants you to read it-

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So…is anyone taking me up on my request to write some Cadley smut?

No?  Damn.

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Was the real reason Thirteen left because there was a secret romance between her and Cameron?

hehehehe

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weeps

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“Goodbye House”

*weeps*

All the goodbyes.  

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robertchasescreencaps:

CHASE:  [whispering] He’s watching.

CAMERON:  Haven’t you had anybody watch before?

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3x18 - Airborne

Cameron is always the adventurist.  This comment combined with the threesome comment would make for a good fanfic.  Cadley anyone?

(via robertchasescreencaps-deactivat)

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Dearest followers of mine, answer me a question please?

I am now watching through random episodes of House that I really like/there were good moments in.  I need some suggestions though.  I have seasons 1-6 on dvd and all of the OW episodes of season 7 on my computer.  What eps should be on my watch list?  I need some help or this will be what I’ll feel like-

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This is the perfect Camteen song…a fanvid with this song would be fucking amazing…from Cam’s POV.  

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Hehe.
Dr. House: No, Cameron had concerns. Chase just agreed with her because he didn't want to lose his all-access pass to her love rug.
Dr. Cuddy: They're sleeping together?
Dr. House: If by sleeping together you mean having sex in the janitor's closet...
Dr. Cuddy: Here?
Dr. House: No, the janitor's closet at the local high school. Go Tigercats! Do you have one of those camera phones? 'Cause I got a MySpace account.
Dr. Cuddy: I will deal with them after I deal with you.
Dr. House: Oh c'mon... let's gossip some more. I'm sure she's into bondage.
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Dr. Foreman: God would probably want you to take the stick out of your butt and get over this.
Dr. Cameron: If there is some higher being running the universe it's probably so different from what our species can concieve that there's no point thinking about it. But I doubt it gives a damn about my butt.
Dr. Foreman: So you believe God exists but you don't think about it?
Dr. Cameron: I think penguins may as well speculate about nuclear physics, why are we having this conversation?
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Foreman's an ass.
Dr. Cameron: If we want this to not get in the way of our friendship, I think we both have to apologize and put it behind us.
Dr. Foreman: I like you, really... we have a good time working together. But ten years from now, we're not gonna be hanging out, having dinners. Maybe we'll exchange Christmas cards, say "hi", give a hug if we're at the same conference... we're not friends, we're colleagues... and I don't have anything to apologize for.
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Just watched this ep. <3 So good.

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