Olivia Wilde is a fucking handful.

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May 2013

Anonymous asked: How about #201: why would you reblog something with 200 possible questions? That's a pain in the ass to scroll by but I really like your blog so I don't want to unfollow.

vanamo13 answered your question: 14,600th post… Be proud. This is how we spend our lives XD In my obituary when I die of something in 50 years, it’ll say, “Jamie contributed many things to the world. One of them happened to be the Olivia Wilde fanblog a-wilde-handful.tumblr.com which many people fapped to…or so they told her.”

14,600th post...

Anonymous asked: Can you make another version of the last gif in the Rush set?

Anonymous asked: Are you still horny?

Anonymous asked: hi just wondering, the anon who just asked "TMITues: Okay then, any recent sessions that stand out as particularly memorable? etc etc" ..where's the gif from that you posted in the reply? THANKS xx

flutterwhat asked: i've been following you FOR A WHILE. you are outspoken, with problems that effect you day to day sometimes. You are articulate and well spoken. You might have problems trusting others irl. You always dress with a spark of style, as you are no stranger to good fashion. you have olivia wilde magazine clippings on your bedroom wall. (so do I)

Anonymous asked: Sad, kind, appreciative of beauty, empathetic

Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you...

Anonymous asked: TMITues: Okay then, any recent sessions that stand out as particularly memorable? They do all tend to run together, at least for me. You mentioned you were particularly horny the other week, did that go well? I know the last time I was particularly randy it was actually rather disappointing and unfulfilling. Could've definitely been better without having to do all the work.

advantage-miss-ivanovic replied to your post: TMITues: Describe, in detail you’re willing to… poor Simba :p Yeah, I don’t think that’s what my aunt and uncle wanted me to do with him when they gave him to me for my birthday. ahahaha.

Anonymous asked: TMITues: Describe, in detail you're willing to admit, your first masturbatory experience.

Anonymous asked: TMITues: active or passive participant in coitus? Er, more vernacularly, lusty mamacita or cold fish? Laughing romps or serious trysts? Or is it all about mood for you? Oooh, one other: if you had an inexperienced partner, would you help them find the way encouragingly or just pat them on the head, roll your eyes, shrug, and say "Well, you tried."

Liv is going to have a great 2013.

Drinking Buddies in July, Rush in September, Her in November, and Third Person, The Longest Week and Better Living Through Chemistry are scattered in there somewhere. I can’t wait to see all of them. Drinking Buddies and Her are at the top of my list. And Better Living Through Chemistry has an interesting synopsis. CAN’T WAIT.

Anonymous asked: would u consider roleplaying as olivia with your followers. or well, just one is enough actually lol

Anonymous asked: What would you have done if you really were pregnant?

TMI Tuesday. TMI TMI Tuesday. →

Bam. Ask me questions. Pretty please?

Anonymous asked: but she has lost a lot of weight recently. don't you think?

Anonymous asked: Have you ever thought you were pregnant?

What body type do you like better on Liv?

Super skinny, toned, or just a little curvy (like she was after the divorce)?

Anonymous asked: how or when did u become sexually attracted to Olivia?